• me: i'm so over him
• james potter: hi
• me: kidding

"Me in the future":

• kid: Mum I found this old book in your room, can I read it?
• me: Sure, hun, what's it called?
• kid: Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone.
• me:
• kid:
• me:
• kid:
• me: Sirius, go get your brother and sister; Lily and James. It's time mama told you a story.

Naps.

• expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
• reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was